{"id":723,"date":"2010-11-30T22:20:38","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T03:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=723"},"modified":"2010-11-30T22:23:07","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T03:23:07","slug":"723","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/11\/30\/723\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Old Grannies!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And  one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The old man said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One of the old Grandmas said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sure we can!  &#8211; Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn&#8217;t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.<br \/>\nThen they all piped up and said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;You&#8217;re 87 years old!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent  asked,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;How in the world did you guess?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We were at your birthday party yesterday!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks for that one Edel! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Original Posting at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/11\/30\/723\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/11\/30\/723\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, &#8220;We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.&#8221; The old man said, &#8220;There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.&#8221; One of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,5,39],"tags":[518,1835,1309,40,245,474,1098,473,1834,1833,1056],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","category-old","category-women","tag-age","tag-ankles","tag-birthday","tag-edel","tag-elderly","tag-granddad","tag-grandma","tag-grandpa","tag-grannies","tag-granny","tag-oap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":728,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions\/728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}