{"id":729,"date":"2010-12-01T19:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=729"},"modified":"2011-01-18T21:57:15","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T02:57:15","slug":"market-research-vaseline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2010\/12\/01\/market-research-vaseline\/","title":{"rendered":"Market Research &#038; Vaseline."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And our first joke from Pat!<\/p>\n<p>A man doing market research knocks on a door. He is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around. &#8220;I&#8217;m doing research for Vaseline,&#8221; he says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Do you use it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, We use it for sex&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The researcher is a little taken back.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The woman says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And our first joke from Pat! A man doing market research knocks on a door. He is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around. &#8220;I&#8217;m doing research for Vaseline,&#8221; he says: &#8220;Do you use it?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, We use it for sex&#8221;. The researcher is a little taken back. &#8220;Can you tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,90],"tags":[176,953,1970,1837,1838,1941,1836],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-sex","tag-bedroom","tag-children","tag-kids","tag-market-research","tag-pat","tag-sex","tag-vaseline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":743,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions\/743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}