{"id":76,"date":"2008-03-08T14:20:30","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T19:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=76"},"modified":"2008-03-08T14:20:30","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T19:20:30","slug":"pots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/08\/pots\/","title":{"rendered":"POTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.<\/p>\n<p>One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.<\/p>\n<p>For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of wa ter.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.<\/p>\n<p>But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and  miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.<\/p>\n<p>After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am ashamed of myself, be cause this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The old woman smiled, &#8220;Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot&#8217;s side?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.<\/p>\n<p>Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it&#8217;s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.<\/p>\n<p>SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[290],"tags":[300,294,293,295,298,291,292,297,296],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wisedom","tag-300","tag-chinese","tag-cracked","tag-crackpot","tag-house","tag-morale","tag-pot","tag-stream","tag-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}