A funny one from Edel:
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 1<\/p>\n
All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
\nOur local Red Hat chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip.
\nIt will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 2<\/p>\n
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 3<\/p>\n
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 4<\/p>\n
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 5<\/p>\n
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
\nReally is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked.
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\nDEAR DIARY – DAY 6
\nToday I saved 1600 lives.
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\nTwice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A funny one from Edel: ————————————————————– DEAR DIARY – DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,90,39],"tags":[1323,1860,40,1859,1688,1949,1609],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-sex","category-women","tag-captain","tag-cruise-ship","tag-edel","tag-helga","tag-infidelity","tag-marriage","tag-pool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":764,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions\/764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}