Another great one from Ernie! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
These Really Work!! I Checked This Out On Snopes And It’s For Real!<\/p>\n
Amazing Simple Home Remedies:<\/p>\n
1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
\nElse To Hold The Vegetable S While You Chop.<\/p>\n
2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By
\nUsing The Sink.<\/p>\n
3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed
\nFor A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins.
\nRemember To Use A Timer.<\/p>\n
4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You
\nFrom Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze
\nButton.<\/p>\n
5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then
\nYou’ll Be Afraid To Cough.<\/p>\n
6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life – WD-40 And Duct Tape. If It
\nDoesn’t Move And Should, Use The WD-40. If It Shouldn’t Move And
\nDoes, Use The Duct Tape.<\/p>\n
7. If You Can’T Fix It With A Hammer, You’Ve Got An Electrical Problem.<\/p>\n
Daily Thought:<\/p>\n
Some People Are Like Slinkies – Not Really Good For Anything But
\nThey Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.<\/p>\n