{"id":78,"date":"2008-03-10T18:18:21","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T23:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=78"},"modified":"2008-03-10T18:18:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T23:18:21","slug":"irish-archeology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/10\/irish-archeology\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Archeology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Brendan:<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">Irish Archeology<br \/>\n<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 metres, and shortly after, headlines in the English newspapers read: &#8216;English archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.&#8217;<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">One week later, &#8216;The Kerryman,&#8217; a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the following: &#8216;After digging as deep as 30 metres in peat bog near <span><span>Tralee<\/span><\/span>, Paddy O&#8217;Toole, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing..<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial\">Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago<\/span><\/font><span><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"> <\/span><\/font><\/span><span><span><font face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Tahoma\">Ireland<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><span><font face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Tahoma\"> <\/span><\/font><\/span><font face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Tahoma\">had already gone wireless.&#8217;<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Brendan: Irish Archeology After having dug to a depth of 10 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1934,1921,312,1960],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irish","tag-english","tag-irish","tag-network","tag-scottish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}