{"id":79,"date":"2008-03-10T19:30:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T00:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=79"},"modified":"2008-03-11T08:43:12","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T13:43:12","slug":"weather-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/10\/weather-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Weather Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ilya:<\/p>\n<p>I reverently believe that the maker who made us all  makes everything in New England, but the weather.  I don&#8217;t know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don&#8217;t get it.<br \/>\n&#8212; Mark Twain<\/p>\n<p>Mark Twain is awesome \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ilya: I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don&#8217;t know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[313,63],"tags":[317,314,316,315,1961,1937],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote","category-weather","tag-317","tag-mark-twain","tag-ne","tag-newengland","tag-quote","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}