From Ilya:<\/p>\n
A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-functio\u00c2\u00adn and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
\nto listen.
\nBLOKE: “Hello”
\nWOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
\nBLOKE: “Yes”
\nWOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
\n…<\/p>\n
It’s only \u00c2\u00a31, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
\nBLOKE: “Sure, .. go ahead if you like it that much.”
\nWOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
\nBLOKE: “How much?”
\nWOMAN: “\u00c2\u00a370, 000”
\nBLOKE: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
\nWOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking \u00c2\u00a3950, 000”
\nBLOKE: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”
\nWOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
\nBLOKE: “Bye! I love you, too.” The bloke hangs up.<\/p>\n
The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Ilya: A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-functio\u00c2\u00adn and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. BLOKE: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?” BLOKE: “Yes” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[269,371,46,1453,186,38,417,39],"tags":[606,1905,782,1904,298,1906,235,704,605,51,446],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-british","category-car","category-funny","category-golf-sport","category-marriage","category-men","category-money","category-women","tag-cell-phone","tag-dealership","tag-golf","tag-golf-course","tag-house","tag-leather-coat","tag-man","tag-mercedes","tag-mobile-phone","tag-phone","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":819,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions\/819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}