{"id":832,"date":"2013-03-25T21:23:39","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T02:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=832"},"modified":"2013-03-25T21:23:39","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T02:23:39","slug":"the-deaf-wife-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2013\/03\/25\/the-deaf-wife-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Deaf Wife Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>Sherm feared his wife Phyllis wasn&#8217;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.\u00c2\u00a0 Not quite sure how to approach her, he phoned the family Doctor to discuss the problem.\u00c2\u00a0 The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Here&#8217;s what you do,&#8217; said the Doctor, &#8216;stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, &#8216;I&#8217;m about 40 feet away, let&#8217;s see what happens.&#8217; Then in a normal tone he asks, &#8216;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>No response.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, &#8216;Phyllis , what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>Still no response.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, &#8216;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>Again he gets no response.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. &#8216;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Again there is no response.<\/p>\n<p>So he walks right up behind her. &#8216;Phyllis , what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->(I just love this)<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;For goodness sake, Sherm , for the FIFTH time, I said CHICKEN!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: Sherm feared his wife Phyllis wasn&#8217;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.\u00c2\u00a0 Not quite sure how to approach her, he phoned the family Doctor to discuss the problem.\u00c2\u00a0 The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[720,186,444,5],"tags":[657,625,61,132,1518,1920,1918,1919],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-marriage","category-medicine","category-old","tag-deaf","tag-dinner","tag-doctor","tag-ernie","tag-hearing","tag-kitchem-dinner","tag-phyllis","tag-sherm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":836,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions\/836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}