{"id":88,"date":"2008-03-15T13:53:26","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T18:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=88"},"modified":"2008-03-15T13:53:26","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T18:53:26","slug":"george-bush-vs-elementary-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/15\/george-bush-vs-elementary-children\/","title":{"rendered":"George Bush vs. Elementary Children"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one’s from Ernie, he sure does like his political jokes:<\/p>\n

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
\n“Stanley,”<\/em> responds the little boy.
\n“And what is your question, Stanley?”
\n“I have 4 questions:<\/h6>\n

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
\nSecond, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
\nThird, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
\nFourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1\/2 of all Americans don’t have health insurance?<\/h3>\n

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.<\/h6>\n
When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?”<\/h6>\n
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.<\/h6>\n
“Steve,” he responds.
\n“And what is your question, Steve?”
\n“Actually, I have 6 questions.<\/h6>\n

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
\nSecond, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
\nThird, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
\nFourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1\/2 of all Americans don’t have health insurance?
\nFifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?<\/h3>\n

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley<\/em>?”<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This one’s from Ernie, he sure does like his political jokes: George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,285,251],"tags":[359,360,362,1958,363,358,1954,361,218,271],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-politics","category-school","tag-bush","tag-george","tag-iraq","tag-politics","tag-pr","tag-president","tag-school","tag-stanley","tag-steven","tag-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}