{"id":91,"date":"2008-03-25T00:24:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T05:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-03-25T00:26:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T05:26:25","slug":"car-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/25\/car-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Car for sale!"},"content":{"rendered":"

And a funny one from Peter! Not sure if this is really, for real, or even in Ireland, the lighthouse doesn’t look like the style of lighthouse in Ireland. And the photograph looks kinda doctored, as the rocks and cliffs look very clear, but the rest of the island looks blurry.<\/p>\n

Read text first! <\/strong><\/font>
\nThe following is an actual advertisement in an Irish Newspaper..!<\/font><\/p>\n

1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf <\/font><\/p>\n

Only 15 km <\/font><\/p>\n

Only first gear and reverse used <\/font><\/p>\n

Never driven hard <\/font><\/p>\n

Original tires <\/font><\/p>\n

Original brakes <\/font><\/p>\n

Original fuel and oil <\/font><\/p>\n

Only 1 driver Owner <\/font><\/p>\n

Wishing to sell due to employment lay-off<\/font><\/p>\n

Please see Attached photo\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.. (scroll down to the next page)<\/font><\/p>\n

Wait for it\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..<\/font><\/p>\n

This is good\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/font>
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\n\"VW<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And a funny one from Peter! Not sure if this is really, for real, or even in Ireland, the lighthouse doesn’t look like the style of lighthouse in Ireland. And the photograph looks kinda doctored, as the rocks and cliffs look very clear, but the rest of the island looks blurry. Read text first! The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[269,371,46,3],"tags":[1965,373,64,1921,368,369,156,167,372,370],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-british","category-car","category-funny","category-irish","tag-car","tag-car-for-sale","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-island","tag-lighthouse","tag-newspaper","tag-peter","tag-sale","tag-vw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}