Paddy’s chat up lines

From Edel:

  1. Did ya fart? ‘Cos ya just blew me away!
  2. Are your parents retarded? ‘Cos your special!
  3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
  4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? ‘Cos I can see myself in them!
  5. Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!
  6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
6 / December / 2009  irish, men, sex, women 

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