More bad Irish Jokes from Edel (and she’s Irish too!):
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says ‘I wonder how the girls are getting on?’
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says ‘You know what I want don’t you?’
‘Yeah,’ says Paddy. ‘The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!’
From Edel:
A man called home to his wife and said, “ Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends .
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office I will swing by the house to pick my things up”
” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. “
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?”
You’ll love the answer…