HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET

And a great one all the from Gina in Florida:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls… they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.  I don’t think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS – I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.’

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!

22 / July / 2008  american, dog, funny 

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