A Fart …

And a wee poem from Edel, I’m almost sure I’ve seen this one before?

A fart, it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song……

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While  others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while……

A  fart can occur
In  a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But that farts are all bad,
Is simply not true
We must never forget…….
Nice old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye – doesn’t it?
Have a Good  DAY!


1 / December / 2008  funny, tasteless 

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