From Ernie:
Two little old Ladies were attending a church service.
One leaded over and whispered:
“My butt’s gone to sleep”.
“I know” replied her companion,
“I heard it snore three times”.
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As we’ve had so many Father Ted video’s I thought I should mention Ted Fest!
We have photographs from the Ray Foley Show. A review from the Englush Independent newspaper. And a slideshow from the Guardian newspaper, along with news coverage.
Scores of apparently inebriated priests, the odd pope and cigarette-puffing nuns converged on Inis Mor off the west coast of Ireland at the weekend. They mingled with a multitude of aspiring Mrs Doyles.
The clerical collars and dubious habits were for the first ever Father Ted festival, convened to perpetuate the Channel 4 sitcom. The main attraction was staged yesterday afternoon on the foreshore inside Kilronan Harbour, where two five-a-side football teams – one from Inis Mor, the other from nearby Inis Oirr – competed to win their island the title of Craggy Island, Father Ted’s fictional parish. Crowds in dog collars and wimples cheered the game, which was won 2-0 by Inis Mor. The Irish betting firm Paddy Power had taken bets on the outcome as well as on the festival’s Lovely Girls contest.
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Two English businessmen in London
From Gina:
Two English businessmen in London – were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other,
‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked
‘What are you selling’ here
One of the men replied sarcastically,
‘We’re selling arse-holes.’
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,
‘You are doing well … Only two left!’
Englishmen – God bless them – should not mess with Irishmen