An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he has any experience shoeing horses.
He said no but he had told a donkey to f ** k off once.
An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he has any experience shoeing horses.
He said no but he had told a donkey to f ** k off once.
From Edel:
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read:
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read:
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.The next day the paper read:
JUST THINK – IF THE INDIANS HAD GIVEN THE PILGRIM FATHERS A DONKEY INSTEAD OF A TURKEY, WE ALL WOULD BE HAVING A PIECE OF ASS FOR THANKSGIVING.