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Crazy Europeans!

From Adriana:

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive, at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
“It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”
“Vot do you mean it’z illegal?” asks the German driver.
“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.
“Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile”, the Germans says unbelievingly. “Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 perzons.”
“You can’ta pulla thata one on me!”,replies the Italian customs agent.
“Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law.”
The German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,  I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!”
“Maaa sorry”, responds the Italian official, “he can’ta come. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno !…”


Investment tips for 2008

And more from Ernie! 🙂

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get    in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:


4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:


6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:


8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally….

9.)  Victoria’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: