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10 things NOT to say to the cops!

Some fine advise from Ernie:

  1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
  2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in
  3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
  4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
  5. Are You Andy or Barney?
  6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
  7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  8. I pay your salary!
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You gotta love a good nurse…

From Edel:

THE SCENARIO OPENS AS:

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.  Worried that he may have had a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough that he could see what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence:

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