A funny teenage love story from Ernie:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.