And our first joke from Pat!
A man doing market research knocks on a door. He is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around. "I'm doing research for Vaseline," he says:
"Do you use it?"
"Yes, We use it for sex".
The researcher is a little taken back.
"Can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says:
"My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."