Crasher Squirrel
Have you heard of Crasher Squirrel? This squirrel was first shown on National Geographic's site. A couple in a National Park in Canada had set up the timer on their camera to take a photograph of themselves, and up pops a squirrel right when the pic was taken! See the original photograph at National Geographic's site:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/daily-dozen?startgallery=116&image=9
This started a whole meme of pics starring the squirrel as seen at buzzfeed. Well, here's our version! It's the Crasher Squirrel crashing the Nightwatch, a famous painting by Rembrandt.
Thanks to Wikipedia for the picture, and to the squirrel for being in the right place at the right time!
Dog Walk
Edel likes dogs, and jokes! 
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog 's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home'
If you ain't laffin'... You ain't livin'.
What’s in a name?
Thanks Ernie, another great funny one:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy..'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and get some dinner.