All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me


Chain E-mails!

From Ernie:

I'm Still waiting....

I did what you told me..

I sent the email to 10 people like you said .

I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
For 2008, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets, gasoline vouchers or airline tickets instead?
Thank you

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And from Tom R:

We here in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer, who is married to a bitch, who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman, who owns a beer distributorship.

What are you lads thinking over there?