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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET

And a great one all the from Gina in Florida:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: