8May/080
Underwear Dust
And one from Diane!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??'
he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,'
he hollered into the bathroom,
'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied ...