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And another one (with an Irish emphasis) from Edel:
A Chara,
Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, we regret to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
Regards,
Eamon Ryan
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources
October 23rd, 2008 - 21:15
And the US translation!
My Fellow Americans:
Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, we regret to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
Regards,
Samuel Bodman
United States Secretary of Energy
November 18th, 2008 - 23:05
And from Ernie, a generic version!
Important Notice:
DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
Sincerely,
The Government
February 4th, 2009 - 12:23
And again from Edel, except this time they really mean it!
A Chara,
Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of Electricity, Gas and Oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
Regards,
Eamon Ryan
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources