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10 things NOT to say to the cops!

Some fine advise from Ernie:

  1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
  2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in
  3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
  4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
  5. Are You Andy or Barney?
  6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
  7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  8. I pay your salary!