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APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT

Whom do you think this is from? Well Ernie of course! 🙂

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts….. and not listening to them.

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/01/22/apple-announcement

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Viagra

And another from Ernie:

Pfizer Corp., announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs”, and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO


Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.  This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.  If you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/12/07/viagra