All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

I did what you told me..

I sent the email to 10 people like you said .

I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!

For 2008, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets, gasoline vouchers or airline tickets instead?

Thank you