All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

27Sep/081

Quote for the day:

More from Ernie!

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

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  1. This is so true. I like it, keep them comming. I will definetly be passing this on to my Kiwi girlfriends- who don’t suffer fools gladly lol.


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