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Dad at the Mall …

The version of this I heard as a kid, involved Grand-dad on a bus, a punk, and the punchline had a parrot … anyways thanks to Diane for the joke!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. ‘Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son …

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/01/10/dad-at-the-mall

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ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!

No-one’s been sending joke, however Gina sent us a few! Thanks Gina.

Do not lose your grandkids in the shopping mall!

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said:

‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’

The cop asked:

‘What’s he like?’

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied:

‘Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.’