All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

6Dec/090

Paddy’s chat up lines

From Edel:

  1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
  2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
  3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
  4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
  5. Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!
  6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
25Jan/090

More marriage jokes!

All from Edel!

A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is   unfaithful to me.  Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.
What do you think I should do?'
'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath and calm down.  Now,  tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'

------------------------------------------------------------
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

More marriage jokes:

http://www.timony.com/jokes/category/marriage/