All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

19Mar/090

Mutton Art!

Via Kevin, and some smart lads, some sheep, and some talented sheepdogs:

2Jan/090

Eve Needs A Man!

And an alternative Bilbical one from Ernie:

If God had created Eve first, what might have transpired:

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things, Eve?", He asked.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful. But I just have this one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain."

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are tight. I'll fix that up right away!" and God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see, where did I leave that useless boob?"

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/01/02/eve-needs-a-man/

15Mar/080

SENIOR’ EYE TEST

And from Jeannie!

Sheep Icon! 'SENIOR' EYE TEST

Sheep Not Sheep!


HILARIOUS! (and I did see sheep..at first. Then I looked closer to see if I recognized anyone!)

Eye test for those over 40

If you wondering where the pic came from originally, I'd say it was take by Spencer Tunick

http://www.spencertunick.com/

And you can read more about him on Wikipedia .