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family food kids

Only a mother would know …

One from Ilya.

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me I was maybe 2 and a half years old. Someone had given me a little ’tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room reading the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mum came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ’just the cutest thingl’ My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for my Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a mother would know)

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funny technology

The Other Stall

And from Ernie:

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
‘Hi, how are you?’


I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know wh at got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
‘Doin’ just fine!’


And the other person says:
‘So what are you up to?’


What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!’


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another que stion.
‘Can I come over?’


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
‘No…….I’m a little busy right now!!!’


Then I hear the person say
nervously….


‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

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drink funny men video

Some blokes in the pub